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| YESTERDAY- me and jess went to the fair! than we wnet o her grandmom's house so she can change to her jeans than we walk to my house jump on my trampoline!!! than we talk for awhile than she went home!!!!!
TODAY- i went to work!!omg i got my paycheck!!!!!yay know i have to go shopping!!!!!
lauren and shelley i  you guys!!!!
heather i miss you!!!
leah..x3 | | |
| Barbie's Letter to Santa
Dear Santa: Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here by next Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list:
1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweat shirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and Velcro crawling up your butt?
2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin?!? It looks like cellulite!
3. A REAL man...maybe G.I. Joe. Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me Elmo over that wimped-out excuse for a boyfriend Ken. And what's with that earring anyway? If I'm gonna have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct.
4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.
5. Breast reduction surgery. I don't care whose arm you have to twist, just get it done.
6. A jogging bra. To wear until I get the surgery.
7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don't cut it. How about a systems analyst? Or better yet, an advertising account exec.
8. A new, more at least 90's persona. Maybe "PMS Barbie", complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; "Animal Rights Barbie", with my very own paint gun, outfitted with a fake fur coat and handcuffs; or "Stop Smoking Barbie", sporting a removable Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum.
9. No more McDonald's endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.
10. Mattel stock options. It's been 37 years. I think I deserve it. Ok, Santa, that's it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I don't think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new bimbo doll for next Christmas. It's that simple.
Yours truly, Barbie
xoxkisses to my mommies shelley and my laurenxox
sammie call me!!!!
leah..x3
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| friday: me and amanda godshall my bf4l went to the mall!!!!saw alot of cute guys!!!! lol
saturday: amanda's mom pick me up and took us to shelleys party!!!! i got to c abby!!!!!!!yay!!! i miss her!!!!went swimming there!!!! me , lauren, shelley,steve,and steve's two friends went bowling uitl 1:00 in the morning than shelleys mom pick us up took us took the guys home,took me and lauren and shelley back me and lauren slept ova!!! lauren feel asleep at 3:00 and me and shelley went to bed at 6:00 am lol its all ur felt shelley j/p lova yeah girl
sunday:steve,lauren,shelley, drew and i went swimming and tanned lol i still got no color!!!errrrrr......... but thats ok lol!!!!!
today: went to work!!!!!!! went to sam's house for awhile than came home!!!!!
steve ur 2 friends are cute!!!!!!
x3....leah | | |
| The Truth
A girl asked a boy if she was pretty. He said no. She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. He said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away. He again said no. She had heard too much. She needed to leave. As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said, "You're not pretty. You're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away. I would die.
if you are really bored you can try this:
Things To Do In a Public Bathroom
Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
Say, "Now how did that get there?"
Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy !!"
Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
Say, "I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your bum cheeks.
Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. | | |
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